MONDAY

• What a way to start out your Monday:
• Phone rings:
• Me: Hello
• M: Hi mom how are you?
• Me: fine, what’s up I am just leaving for work
• M: Oh…*chit chat chit chat*
• Me: blah blah blah
• M: well I was wondering…
• Me: yes?
• M: how mad would you be if I got married and you weren’t there?
• ……..
• ……..
• .…….
• Me: what have you done?
• M: nothing really…
• Me: did you get married?
• M: no, no, this is totally hypothetical
• Me: so was the ferret, the tattoo, and the baby growing in your belly right now…
• M: well, we were just thinking of going to the court house and getting married and I wanted to know if you would be upset if you weren’t there…
• Me: well, I will take off work and I will be there, but I won’t get mad at you for getting married, you are an adult and make your own decisions, so whatever makes you happy.
• M: so you wouldn’t be mad
• Me: why can’t I be there?
• M: well you can, I just wanted to know if you would be mad…
• Where exactly did I lose control?
• Is it normal to start a Monday like this?
• Can I get a Mulligan?
• sigh